Some quotes

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade

You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright

Love your enemies. It makes them so mad. ~P.D. East

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,

and if He cannot turn their hearts

may He turn their ankles

that we may know them by their limping.

~Irish Prayer